March 13, 2008

Movies

Even without seeing them, I can review these films:

10,000 BC = Our Version of the Stone Age is Way Cooler than the Actual One

The Other Boleyn Girl = Attractive Young Stars in Lush Period Costume

Alternatively: The Director Wanted to Make a Movie with Hot Natalie Portman on Scarlett Johansson Action but had to Settle for Fake Historical Drama to Get Legitimate Billing

On the other hand, I am salivating for Dark Knight Returns and Iron Man. The summer blockbuster season cannot come soon enough!

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