August 13, 2008

Ninja Gymnasts

Of the Olympic sports, gymnastics is where I would like to recruit my super ninja army. Strength, impeccable balance, flexibility, leaping skills, quick bursts of speed, dexterity, and of course, compact build for easy sneaking and hiding.

Some cloaks, weapons and martial arts training, and they would be unstoppable! Mwuah ha ha ha!

1 comment:

Stupid Cupid Commandant said...

...this is surprisingly similar to the plot of Zoolander. Damn you Ben Stiller!