May 28, 2010

Round Up!

Work has been utterly insane. It's our season for investing in vast quantities of assets, which translates to vast quantities of hours at the office. I've been working 10 hour days and weekends too....

But onto a few positives. The veggie harvest has begun (oh how I've missed that box of delectable green goodness!) and none of my tulips were destroyed by deer. The new Dresden Files book returned the series back to its rightful pulp-fiction urban-fantasy legacy. Iron Man 2 was awesome. I got to see Joel McHale live stand-up and lo, he was funny! My husband made me fresh blueberry muffins this week. There's cold beer in the fridge. Our cat is purring contently on the pillow.

Sometimes it's the little things.

May 13, 2010

Eulogy

It was my first sleepover at Chloe's house. One of my best high school friends, Chloe and I bonded over sword and sorcery. We were fans of Meredith Pierce and Robin McKinley, Monica Furlong and Anne McCaffrey. Brooks, Tolkien, Moorcock, Weis & Hickman, Le Guin -- these were the superstars of our world, the creators and keepers of our lore.

Chloe was the storyteller, the dreamer. I was the illustrator, the one who brought her tales to life. After spending several hours filling notebook pages with words and drawings (yes, this is how kids amused themselves before the internet), Chloe suddenly said "Wait, I have to show you something!"

I followed her downstairs, through a dark living room, into the family library. Chloe thumbed through rows of books and pulled out a handful of thin softcovers.

They were from the 1970's. They belonged to her dad. I was utterly smitten.

Three of the books were simply titled Frank Frazetta with numbered volumes.

Frank Frazetta: The Living Legend.

The Fantastic Art of Frank Frazetta.

Artbooks filled with amazing, vibrant, captivating paintings and sketches: pale skinned princesses, warriors with bloody blades, furred and fanged monsters, wild sorcery, heaving muscles, the excitement of battle, the blush of exoticism, all with an undercurrent of raw sexuality.

I spent the next few hours examining and absorbing those sacred tomes, finding new delights at the turn of each page. Like millions of others, I drank from the Frazetta wellspring of inspiration and my approach to art changed forever.

I never became a professional artist. But Frazetta still holds a special place in my heart. His style is instantly recognizable, always imitated but never duplicated. Nearly every comic book and fantasy artist has paid him homage. The Moon Princess, the Death Dealer, the Egyptian Queen, Conan the Adventurer -- these are fixtures in the world of sword and sorcery I love so much, the standard for fantastic and mythical imagery.

Humanity has lost a great talent, a genre defining master, a legendary influence. Rest in Peace, Frank Frazetta.

May 12, 2010

Calorie Conundrum

Regular Coke: 140 calories per 12 oz can.

Simply Orange brand 100% Orange Juice: 110 calories per 8 oz serving.

So there's roughly 2 more calories per oz of orange juice! If you're simply limiting calories in your diet, juice actually isn't the better choice.

Now, I bet a person is more likely to drink an entire can of Coke, and maybe just half that amount in juice. And Coke is truly void of any nutritional value, while the juice at least has vitamins. But it does make you wonder if public perceptions of soda are skewed.

Guess when it comes down to it, water is still the healthiest beverage!

May 4, 2010

Should I be Offended?

On several occasions now, our new manager has described me as "cute." It's not sexual in any way. Walking into my office today, she says "Oh, you're so cute concentrating so hard on that computer screen!" Or a few weeks ago, "It's so cute how you cough into your elbow to avoid getting germs on others!" Or "What a cute habit you have of walking everywhere with that notepad!"

I don't sense any malice, but it does have a patronizing vibe, like she can't get over how young I am. Perhaps I'm some sort of managerial kitten or little puppy director, and she can't help but coo when she sees me do grown-up professional things.

But I'm not sure if I'm offended. She's doing her best to run a business completely new to her, while trying to win over those of us in the core group. Maybe this is just her attempt at making nice. It definitely catches me off guard, though!